Friday, December 27, 2019

Season 3 - Episode 1 - We Be Back

*Note: Most of Season 2 got deleted because Kabam Lyra is a bitch and overly sensitive. Whatevs. The highlights are as follows: everyone is still an idiot, Z got fired and was sent to the asylum, Kabam Slapchop (Porkchop) took over for Z, he was a dick, Corvus killed him by impaling him through his ass, mentally retarded Auto Fight took over as the team's Summoner and finally, Z's forum aliases were banned.

This was almost 6 months ago. Presently, Z was kicked out the asylum and returned as Summoner, the team has grown exponentially and a lot of new shit has happened.*

Season 1 can be found here:
https://forums.playcontestofchampions.com/en/discussion/116959/a-summoner-and-his-champions-collective-thread/p1

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Venom: Season 3... really, Z?

Meh.

Domino: The fuck is this, Venom? You dug this shit back up?

Venom: People kept asking for it.

Void: Wait... how is this even a thing? Wasn't Z banned from sharing anymore of this shitshow?

Killmonger: We can cuss now?

Yes. We're not on the forum since I got banned for the 16th time. So, we can say what we want.

Carnage: The hell, dude?

Yeah... let's see... ZzyzxGuy 4 times, Friendly_User, Zee_reborn, Effective, Kaboom_Dorkchop, MiikeHuntz, illbegood, Shadow_Banned, WhatWouldPutinDo, Hamin twice, Aryl and Dueces.

Domino: Godammit, Z.

That's the spirit.

Venom: You misspelled "deuces", dipshit.

Sabretooth: What is there even to talk about anymore? ...other than the same old rehashed crap?

It's all non-sequitur.

Buckybeard: Who that be, matey?

Domino: Fucking stop.

Corvus: I forgot Z made made him a pirate.

It means there is no plot, story or anything mapped out... just kinda telling our everyday lives.

Hyperion: And people care?

Hell if I know... did have several people asking about it, though.

Laura: Z, is there a point to this? I was in the middle of a BBC DP with the Lukes when you called us... I kinda want to get back to that.

Domino: Slut.

Hey. No bitch fights. You two stop talking to each other. And yes... there is a point. I wanted to introduce everyone to the team's new r5.

Groot: I am Groot.

Corvus: What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Venom: I ain't even mad.

Annhilus: Z, you shit-for-brains! You r5ed him over me? And Corvus? And Venom?

Venom: Dude. Groot is awesome and deserves it.

Groot: I am Groot.

Venom: No prob, homie.

Annhilus: This is some bullshit. Everyone warned me you were a complete crazy lunatic and now I see it's true.

Shut the fuck up, Annhilus. There's a reason. And yes, Groot is awesome. I made a post on Reddit, and it's blown up. Everyone is super stoked for an r5 Groot.

Annhilus: *looks at everyone* Am I alone in this?

KM: I think it's pretty damn awesome.

Void: I'm with KM.

Buckybeard: Yarrrr!!!

Oh, that reminds me. Annihilus from now on you're going to be "Analust".

Venom: XD